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It's often said that men with small penis's run the word.

This man's penis must be heading up the database.




A penis of size is a penis of power.



The penis has brought much humour, from school where a cheeky penis could be drawn on a classmates work, or a large hairy penis on the blackboard for an unsuspecting teacher to reveal during lesson. (He! He!)

The unfortunate in possession of the inadequate penis, inferior in size have to learn to 'make do' with their wee winky.

Down the ages men with large penis's have created civilisations, those with weeny ones sought to destroy them.

So in this time of strife, it is time for all men to look down and ask themselves on which side do they fall.

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Breakdown of UK criminal Justice System

Following that awful instance of the policeman throwing a sicky so he didn't have to protect the Jewish embassy, my faith in the police's ability to Police properly has been shaken.

Had it not been for brainstorming of much bigger fish, Who have concluded this weekend, "What we should do is release non-violent criminals to serve in the community, mow the lawns and pick up litter!", I would barely feel safe to walk the streets .

You will be able to ring a hotline number and book as many or as few likely lads as you require.

Give them their orders, and they will then set about trimming hedges, mowing or more complex office, PC and even programming complex electronic devices duties.

Who said the government was not serious about re-cycling. This is surely a brainwave in making money out of shite. The media have become particularly good at it and hands up to the government in their sterling effort in following suit.

Hip Hip Horay for Blighty!!!