My new car

Have got this Subaru 4wd. From what I can make out it's a 1.8 injection with AWD advanced wheel drive although I tested it in the dunes this afternoon It didn't seem to be going anywhere fast.

Subaru Land Cruiser

Most of the Bedouins drive open-top jeeps like the old US issue short wheel-base jobs.

This Subaru should do fine judging by the level of potholes on the road.

Egyptian road rules
Pick any side of the road.
You needn't stick to it, if you want to change sides later on, that's fine too.

When I first got in the car, I noticed a 4000l oil truck careering down the wrong side of a dual carriageway tooting his airhorn.

Discovery
Discovered today that the boot doesn't lock and the oil light remains permanently on.

I'll be taking it back tomorrow.