Replicant next door

Replicant

CIA Guy has moved out.

I now have a, more or less, purebred replicant in his place.

Severn Trent Billing tries to Scam me out of money - Part #3

• Dear Mr Tyler
• Thank you for your voicemail message this lunchtime.
• I would like to call you back, but you neglected to leave your dialling code with your number so I am unable to do so.
• If you'd like to provide it by return or call me back, I'd be happy to discuss the billing issue you're having.
• Kind regards
• Darren Sandbach
• Web Executive
• Brand and Strategic Communications
• Severn Trent Water Ltd
• 2297 Coventry Road
• Birmingham
• B26 3PU

Georgy Porgie, pudding and Pie

Why is George Bush apt to carp on about Iran?

He's like a broken record.

It's hackneyed.


It's old.

Moron

Was in Lloyds bank the other day when this bloke brought in a load of statements and his Hungarian identity card trying for a loan.

He had difficulty understanding, to get a loan, you need statements from your country of residence, 3 months of them.

You need bills and a passport.

fuck off
Of course the teller let them have the money anyway because we have a lending culture.