Sausages

The CPS should invite Punch and Judy to provide character witness, on the cash for honours investigation, more bombastic headlines that way.

Help
To help us believe justice is being done..

Lord Goldsmith has invited a lawyer, independent, probably out of the yellow pages, to share in his, probably, large expenses bill for the whole affair.

Any court judge at High Court level court preside over this case, out of 106 to choose from, why Goldsmith with a conflict of interest?

Punch And Judy

If there’s money to be made, why can’t we all get involved??

Check Mate

Small Penis
Little Penis

 

It’s often said that men with small penis’s run the word.

This man’s penis must be heading up the database.

Small Penis
Man with little penis

 

A penis of size is a penis of power.

Penis from the air

 

The penis has brought much humour, from school where a cheeky penis could be drawn on a classmates work, or a large hairy penis on the blackboard for an unsuspecting teacher to reveal during lesson. (He! He!)

The unfortunate in possession of the inadequate penis, inferior in size have to learn to ‘make do’ with their wee winky.

Down the ages men with large penis’s have created civilisations, those with weeny ones sought to destroy them.

So in this time of strife, it is time for all men to look down and ask themselves on which side do they fall.

Breakdown of UK criminal Justice System

Following that awful instance of the policeman throwing a sicky so he didn’t have to protect the Jewish embassy, my faith in the police’s ability to Police properly has been shaken.

Had it not been for brainstorming of much bigger fish, Who have concluded this weekend, “What we should do is release non-violent criminals to serve in the community, mow the lawns and pick up litter!”, I would barely feel safe to walk the streets .

You will be able to ring a hotline number and book as many or as few likely lads as you require.

Give them their orders, and they will then set about trimming hedges, mowing or more complex office, PC and even programming complex electronic devices duties.

Who said the government was not serious about re-cycling. This is surely a brainwave in making money out of shite. The media have become particularly good at it and hands up to the government in their sterling effort in following suit.

Hip Hip Horay for Blighty!!!

 

BrainWashing in the UK

On returning to England after spending 1 month in China/Poland, the amount of Brainwashing by the UK media, particularly Channel 4 News, is alarming.

It seems the news is a 60-40 mix of actual news and stories to wash the status quo or ‘current thinking’ over our work weary brains.

Gordy
Take Gordon Brown.
Who really gives a fuck about Gordon Brown or what Gordon Brown is doing?

The Media?

Anyone else???

Anti Muslim
Like John Reid’s warning parents to look out for Anti-Muslim bullying in schools.
These people are running wild on our streets blowing people up, buses, trains and shoes. Anything they can get their hands on.

Is this shit I really wanting filtering through my synapses?

As a conscious human being I take exception.

No Lefty
Don’t think I’ve been watching lefty channels either, I spent most of my time watching CNN and BBC World service whilst away.

Adult
As an adult I’m capable of taking in information and forming a viewpoint then not telling anyone else what it is.

Washer Woman