Cost of a visit to Amsterdam
I am home now.
These are the costs involved with my trip to Amsterdam.
Flights – Jet2 single £19
Accommodation – 3 nights in Cosa Rosa €135.80
Cost of cigarrettes – €4.50 for 20
Cost of beer – €2.50
Entry to club – €10 with free drink
Entry to sex club – €45 with 4 drinks
Piece of Pizza – €2.90
Tram ticket – €1.60
All these things you can buy in Amsterdam.
The museums I visited cost the following:-
Heineken Museum – €5
Torture Musuem – €5
Hash Museum – €5
It’s not expensive.
I spent less than €400 in 5 days.
Casa Rosa Amsterdam
Yes, it’s probably the most famous sex show club in the Damm, with a penis fountain out front.
Harmless mixed xrowd make it feel a bit like a comedy night.
Spectacles include-
Girl blowing smoke rings through her badger.
Wanking monkey.
Various creeds – fucking couples, blonds, blacks, more blacks.
The couples sat on a giant rotating saucer.
Now this may sound really lame, but it wasn’t (honest), and it was pretty much the same as any other comedy night I’ve been to.
Real
For those Americans reading, this is what real weed looks like.
With the European stuff, you have to mix it up with tobacco or you’ll fall off your stool.
Tyke tips
- Start with the short stuff and work your way up.
- Ask the barman/maid’s advise.
- Getting too stoned is like getting too drunk.
- If you’re going to drink and get stoned, drink first then get stoned, that way you won’t get sphinctal release.:)