Was in Lloyds bank the other day when this bloke brought in a load of statements and his Hungarian identity card trying for a loan.
He had difficulty understanding, to get a loan, you need statements from your country of residence, 3 months of them.
You need bills and a passport.
fuck off
Of course the teller let them have the money anyway because we have a lending culture.
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