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Russia threatens …. Nuclear force

Russia threatens …. Nuclear force

FYI

Taken from picturesdotnews.


Russia has threatened to use “nuclear force” to defend its annexation of Crimea and warned that the “same conditions” that prompted it to take military action in Ukraine exist in the three Baltic states, all members of Nato.

According to notes made by an American at a meeting between Russian generals and US officials – and seen by The Timesnewspaper – Moscow threatened a “spectrum of responses from nuclear to non-military” if Nato moved more forces into Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia.

The Russians told the meeting, which took place in Germany last month, that an attempt to return Crimea to Ukraine would be met “forcefully including through the use of nuclear force”.

And they said if Nato sent arms to Ukraine this would be seen as “further encroachment by Nato to the Russian border” and “the Russian people would demand a forceful response”.

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Chinese Cyclist vs Innocent Laowai (me)

Chinese Cyclist vs Innocent Laowai (me)

Violent Chinese
Un-pleasant goat

I have a little story.

Today. Mid-day, walking back from Morning shift at work:

Busy pavement in the center Kunshan, man approaches me on his pushbike.

It’s usual to get bikes on the pavement in China, this guy was right in the middle of the pavement, not at the side, like you should be.

Also, he was heading in the wrong direction, even though there is no direction for pedestrians.

Bloke proceeds to head RIGHT toward me and I mean RIGHT at me. He hits me, and I push him out of the way, in the shoulder to avoid the full force of the blow. 

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Bye bye Edward!

Bye bye Edward!

Housemate from the US has parted company.

He had problems with meeting his responsibilities , and at the weekend had a bottle of beer. Or two , some Bacardi , and also some vodka.

I disappeared for the weekend , went to Nanjing.
When I came back, I heard the sound of tins being opened early in the morning.
About 6am.

This isn’t the first time this has happened.
Last weekend he drank all my brandy and the police came round because he was outside smashing things up.

He had a habit of sleeping in odd places ‘close to nature’.
People would wake me to come to the aid of Edward, outside, in a pool of his own wee (or whatever ). Sometimes he was conscious , sometimes not.

China has it’s fair share of alcoholic teachers.
The Russian I used to work with was drunk 24/7.
One of the other teachers commented “I never realized he was drunk till I saw him sober .”

Another stocked up on Bijiou to get him through his day at Kindle.

On Monday it all came to a head when Ed turned up for work on the sauce.
Police were called. Poor Eddie had to spend the best part of the day in the cells explaining and clearing things up with the Chinese authorities 。

Employers , linestart have threatened to blackball him.
Effectively making it impossible for him to get work in China.

There’s a letter.

China blackballed
China blackballed
Severn Trent Billing tries to Scam me out of money – Part #3

Severn Trent Billing tries to Scam me out of money – Part #3

Severn Trent Scammers

  • Dear Mr Tyler
  • Thank you for your voicemail message this lunchtime.
  • I would like to call you back, but you neglected to leave your dialling code with your number so I am unable to do so.
  • If you’d like to provide it by return or call me back, I’d be happy to discuss the billing issue you’re having.
  • Kind regards
  • Darren Sandbach
  • Web Executive
  • Brand and Strategic Communications
  • Severn Trent Water Ltd
  • 2297 Coventry Road
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Moron

Moron

Was in Lloyds bank the other day when this bloke brought in a load of statements and his Hungarian identity card trying for a loan.

He had difficulty understanding, to get a loan, you need statements from your country of residence, 3 months of them.

You need bills and a passport.

fuck off
Of course the teller let them have the money anyway because we have a lending culture.