China Visa Medical – Experts certificate

**Update 03.05.2015
All this has changed, the regulations for acquiring an experts certificate and a Z-Visa can now be found on the Visa for China site

Could this be harder to get in the UK?

Since the changes regarding the experts certificate, a number of changes have come in, such as the new experts certificate website.

Also, as well as this, you’ve to concentrate on getting your Visa Medical. No mHappy catean feat, considering no doctor will touch the thing.

Full HIT

Getting the Chinese Visa medical done in the UK, you’ll need to find someone to complete the whole thing, which mean STD screen, ECG, chest x-rays and physical examination.

Google is your friend here. I’ve spent the day today and got the following quotes for the Chinese Visa Medical – Experts Certificate:

Pallmall Manchester – £550 all in

EPM Birmingham – £270 all in

 

Obviously a big difference in prices, and as I said to the girl. I’m not willing to pay £550 for something that’s going to go in the bin in 3 weeks.

EPM Birmingham

Plumped for this option, as it was only a short distance from the house. Very plush for a doctors, nice plasma t.v. to watch Ikea sofas. No coffee or tea, which I get at the doctors, which would have been nice.

Guy was Indian. Took me in. Asked me a few questions about my experience and expectations of this medical. He was able to provide some guidance and his advice was backed with experience, which made the process much shorter and straightforward.

All in all the consultation took 20 minutes and the final cost was £210.

Scanned results

The receptionist was able to pass the documents to me by post. Also, they offered to scan them, which is an option if you need to get them in quickly for your Z-visa.

Basic Knowledge Test – china foreign language experts

Just sat this test.

A new thing for teachers wishing to work in the United States of China. This test consists of 40 questions.

Most of the stuff is to do with your teaching theory, classroom approaches, methodology.

Then be prepared for a few questions on Chinese and European culture. These can be googled.

You’ve only got 20 minutes for the test, and the test will self submit once you’ve finished.

Satanic paedophiles work for the BBC.

I know it’s not news to some people.

Common knowledge amongst the common-folk of blighty, but here it is in black and white.

The extent of ritual abuse in the UK is pretty widespread and it should come as a shock to no-one considering this is the country that invented masonry. The two go pretty much hand in hand.

Jimmy Saville - Top of the pops
Now then now then

Can’t say I’m too interested in all the bellygazing about Saville. He is after all DEAD.

There’s plenty of bad things going on here, today, right now. No-one cares a f*ck about.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/370439/Jimmy-Savile-was-part-of-satanic-ring