Tyler, my new American housemate popped into my room looking for painkillers.
Turns out he’d been hit by a car.
Waiting at the end of the road, it had been looking the other way and run over his foot and smashed into his leg!
He looked fairly stressed, so I gave him some of moms best, which had been passed to me by my other American housemate, Ed.
He looked at them and said ‘thanks sir’.
Now that’s an approach I like.
I had to shout at a Chinese yesterday. Just blatantly pushed in. Shouted ‘HEY’ at the top of my voice. Seemed to do the job.
Next thing Chinese comes and mows me down on an E-bike! Crazy fucker just ran straight into me! This made me a little angry, as I shouted ‘what’s wrong with you! Are you stupid! JESSUS’ (I don’t believe in him because Christmas is so Commercial).