Everyone in the media is scared of the Government.
After Greg Dyke, they’re like a bunch of startled lambs.
Sausages
The CPS should invite Punch and Judy to provide character witness, on the cash for honours investigation, more bombastic headlines that way.
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To help us believe justice is being done..
Lord Goldsmith has invited a lawyer, independent, probably out of the yellow pages, to share in his, probably, large expenses bill for the whole affair.
Any court judge at High Court level court preside over this case, out of 106 to choose from, why Goldsmith with a conflict of interest?
If there’s money to be made, why can’t we all get involved??
Check Mate
It’s often said that men with small penis’s run the word.
This man’s penis must be heading up the database.
A penis of size is a penis of power.
The penis has brought much humour, from school where a cheeky penis could be drawn on a classmates work, or a large hairy penis on the blackboard for an unsuspecting teacher to reveal during lesson. (He! He!)
The unfortunate in possession of the inadequate penis, inferior in size have to learn to ‘make do’ with their wee winky.
Down the ages men with large penis’s have created civilisations, those with weeny ones sought to destroy them.
So in this time of strife, it is time for all men to look down and ask themselves on which side do they fall.
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Breakdown of UK criminal Justice System
Following that awful instance of the policeman throwing a sicky so he didn’t have to protect the Jewish embassy, my faith in the police’s ability to Police properly has been shaken.
Had it not been for brainstorming of much bigger fish, Who have concluded this weekend, “What we should do is release non-violent criminals to serve in the community, mow the lawns and pick up litter!”, I would barely feel safe to walk the streets .
You will be able to ring a hotline number and book as many or as few likely lads as you require.
Give them their orders, and they will then set about trimming hedges, mowing or more complex office, PC and even programming complex electronic devices duties.
Who said the government was not serious about re-cycling. This is surely a brainwave in making money out of shite. The media have become particularly good at it and hands up to the government in their sterling effort in following suit.
Hip Hip Horay for Blighty!!!