Madalenie McCann is in a tunnel somewhere.
Everyone knows it, but no-one will tell the frantic family.
Perhaps if they were to hire their own private dick, he might be able to eventually locate her.
Living on a Narrowboat

Printer: – Epsom Stylus D78
Lasted:- 27-03-2007 to 29-05-2007 2 months

Printer:- HP PhotoSmart 8250
Lasted:- 02-05-2006 to 23-02-2007 10 months

Printer:- Canon IP4300
Lasted:- 04-06-2007 to now 1 day and counting..
Here’s a list of modern deskjet printers I have bought, owned and used in the past year.
Below each printer is a length of time.
This is how long these “brand new” products lasted.
The latest installation, I have taken out an additional warranty, for £40, to cover me when things go wrong, judging by past experience, they will.
Recently received a £60 fine for going overdrawn with my bank, who have refused to repay the money.
This should be an interesting case as its receiving a lot of publicity at the moment.
I’ll be using the blog to document my progress.
Links:
Lloyds Bank
Moneysaving expert
Its not much in my case, but it costs £30 to go to county court plus it doesn’t take £60 to write me a letter telling me I’m overdrawn.
We’ll see how it goes.
Found this on another blog.
I wonder what kind of skill-set you need to do this job.