Chinese Watermelon Kids

As you may know, things have turned rather hot here in China…

What better way to cool your kids down than smashing them over the head with a watermelon?

Watermelon kid – a self starter

This, apparently, is the latest fashion for overheating tots round China way…

Some parents have even been kind enough to carve them out for their kids.

They’re the ones I’ve featured here.

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Watermelon Kid#1
Watermelon Kid
Watermelon Kid#2
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Watermelon Kid#3
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Watermelon Kid#4
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Watermelon Kid#5
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Watermelon Kid#6

Last one’s not a kid.

Comments pls…

Teacher Juicy drinks chicken foot

Here is a picture of my Chinese co-teachers tasty brew.

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Chickens foot brew

Some might call it a ‘foul infusion’.

The chinese are quite keen with the feet, heads, beaks and bones.

Less  so with the brains, guts and balls.

I think they’d rather suck than chew.

Maybe, walking around with a chicken foot hanging from the mouth gives the impression of opulence.

I’ll ask Juicy…

:)

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Open Office 4.0 is BLOAT

YUP.

Not using this version…

Put it on over the weekend, when there was nobody around to use the internet connection. It’s total bloat.

Left 300+ entries in the startup directory after I’d got rid of it.

God knows how many there were when it was fully installed.

upshot

Increasing startup times by over 200%, the new 4.0 version of Open Office is nothing to get excited about. Quite the opposite, reach for your slippers and put the kettle on whilst you wait for the ‘puter to boot up.

Avoid.

Open Office 4
Open Office 4