Places to Eat and Drink in Christchurch

Amongst others, I have visited these establishments.

Tap Room.

Tap RoomTap Room, Christchurch

On the corner. Ducks sometimes invade the porch area and sneak around the plants hiding from the waiters who shoo them out.
Very entertaining.

Serve heated rock platter, as you can see featured on the photo. The platter is heated to a couple of hundred degrees and brought to your table with some raw ingredients, salts and spices.

It’s up to you to cook it up.

A bit more classy and slightly more low key than the other pubs on Oxford Terrace.

The Bog

The BogThe Bog, Christchurch
Pop your head in at the end of the night.

Good place for a pint.

Weblinks: The Tap Room
Weblinks: The Bog

Check Mate

Small Penis
Little Penis

 

It’s often said that men with small penis’s run the word.

This man’s penis must be heading up the database.

Small Penis
Man with little penis

 

A penis of size is a penis of power.

Penis from the air

 

The penis has brought much humour, from school where a cheeky penis could be drawn on a classmates work, or a large hairy penis on the blackboard for an unsuspecting teacher to reveal during lesson. (He! He!)

The unfortunate in possession of the inadequate penis, inferior in size have to learn to ‘make do’ with their wee winky.

Down the ages men with large penis’s have created civilisations, those with weeny ones sought to destroy them.

So in this time of strife, it is time for all men to look down and ask themselves on which side do they fall.